wreck up from the neck up

a girl with a slammin' body but a face that would make small children cry.

"That girl's body is hot...I'd do her but she's a wreck up from the neck up!"

by Bay Area Jess October 10, 2005

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fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.

Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"

by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007

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f me up the a

simply put, "fuck me up the ass"

ex 1: Goddamn, how could Mr. McSex gave us three chapters of homework tonight?! F me up the a, dude!

ex 2: Well, since Mr. McSex is married with kids and full out intercourse would be wrong, I wish he would just hurry up and f me up the a!

-- moral of the story: school doesn't just blow- it fucks you up the ass.

by likesitfrombehind February 16, 2008

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up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006