Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.

Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie

by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023

Twinkies

The bare breasts of a woman with a strong tan line. Golden outside, white inside.

It was clear that she had spent some time at the beach when she took off her bra and revealed a very nice pair of Twinkies.

by ElephantEight September 26, 2022

Twinkie

A fat ass twink

Yo,Felix is a Twinkie

by Auehaidheh August 20, 2025

hot twinkie

The name of Bill Belichik's 3rd favorite weiner dog.

That's a cute dog, but he's no hot twinkie.

by Rick Sanchez interdimensional January 12, 2018

twinkie

A chubby attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-26, well rounded with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent.

That twinkie is young, dumb and full of cum...and I want him NOW!

by Evil _Sin June 20, 2018

employed twinkie~

Employed twinkie~ - ɪmˈplɔɪd ˈtwɪŋki~:

noun, adj.
Plr: Employed twinkies~

A, typically male identifying, person who presents an exterior of a certain level of dignity, coldness and class despite having a weird, often times extremely freaky and flirty, personality that is only revealed to people of trust.

The origin of these terms are unknown though the earliest edition replaces "twinkie" with "twinsie".

We love our fellow employed twinkie~ !!!1!!1!1!1

by B.A.A. November 25, 2025

twinkie

Homosexual slang that refers to a fat twink

“That Paul Blart guy’s a real twinkie, huh”

by chxndler May 17, 2022