Cold blue splash

Porta-potty blue water in the winter splashing when you poop.

I was taking a dump in the porta-potty and I got the cold blue splash right in my butthole.

by Shhjusttakeit November 20, 2020

splashed

UK slang word meaning stabbed - usually used by drill rappers, drug dealers and gang members.

'Yo you know splashed A2 yesterday'

by 12sdcdv6 January 10, 2024

No Splash, No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Dick splash

When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something

Person 1: Hey what’s that splash on the wall
Jack : Don’t worry it’s only my dick splash

by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021

Splash pool

/splaʃpu l/

an artificial pool for partying in.

"When the beat drops at a pool party it becomes a splash pool."

by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021

Splash-back infatuation

Intensified feelings you get for your partner after going on a date with someone else.

After my date with a potential gf, I went home and had crazy intense sex with my partner, it must have been that splash-back infatuation!

by anonymous September 8, 2020

wambly splash

soccer tourney and you just want a splash in your drink, wombat water park; I dunno & the name of a lake

Aye, why don’t you give me a little wanly splash in my soda!

One wombat says to another, “You wanna go to the wambly splash?!”

I am wambly splashed.

The Wambly Splash had a lot of hippies this last weekend…

by græp May 8, 2024