Rusty Whore

A whore that grossly understates her age on her profile in order to get more business - a ploy often used by Asian women in Western countries.

When I got to the door I was like 'fuck, this is a rusty whore. Her profile said she was 20 but she looks more like 40'

by William0991 May 12, 2016

Rusty iPhone

When you take someone's iPhone and shit on it , then rub it in their face.

"Dude I totally gave bartholamue a rusty iPhone"

by bartholamue April 30, 2013

Rusty arbuckle

Getting your nuts sucked while shitting on the person's chest

That girl sure knows how to give use a rusty arbuckle!

by S LeVade April 28, 2023

rusty zipper

When a mans penis is so small, He pees on his zipper causing it to rust.

Kyle's penis is so small he gets a rusty zipper every week.

by bigCincincy November 15, 2015

rusty planet

The disgusting face that is made when one is about to sneeze, similar to a sex face, and the only way to relieve oneself is to stare at a bright light.

Me: Dude, his rusty planet looks just like his face when he orgasms.

Friend: Does he explode something either way?

by scottcaver June 8, 2011

Rusty bulimic

The female version of a rusty trombone.

The act of tossing a females salad from behind whilst fingering her vagina. Reminiscent of someone purging a freshly digested meal.

"that guy had me on all fours. I couln't contain my moans as he was giving me a rusty bulimic

by Rimjob_rob November 30, 2019

Rusty Chandelier

The act of performing a Cleveland Steamer. Then, dipping your balls in the steaming pile, and performing a teabag.

My girlfriend was tired of the regular Cleveland Steamer, and she loves a good dirty sanchez. So I mixed it up with a Rusty Chandelier! She loved it.

by T-Mac1989 March 31, 2017