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Pussy with a side of ranch

Juicy pussy with a hefty helping side of ranch dressing.
Dude I'm so hungry right now, bro how bout some Pussy with a side of ranch?
by anonymous November 13, 2020
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Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
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Writing in Ranch

The action of spilling ranch onto a surface and drawing or spelling things with your finger by running it through the ranch.
I loved writing in ranch as a kid!
by NeoNation March 11, 2019
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Corn Ranch

When your dick is covered with std's and such.
no, i heard he has a corn ranch.
by olivegarden4 August 23, 2010
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hidden valley ranch

when you jizz between her asscheeks then squeeze till the booty hole is hidden
person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?

person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?
by granolamom July 14, 2022
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Ranch Salad

When you ejaculate on your partners asshole and then eat out their asshole.
"Hey baby, my shitbox needs some ranch salad "
by kushinman April 23, 2016
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Ranch

That’s so ranch of him.
by CrimBrulee October 16, 2022
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