playing the ukulele

Making a shitty apology

Stupid John over here playing the ukulele after he robbed a bank

by AnarchyNine October 1, 2025

player of the game

(n) someone part of a group, or action; see member, said like player of the game called (insert noun here)

Mark: That bitch Micheal gets to shoot me cause I'm a fucking criminal.
Marvin: He's a player of the game called police, boy. He's a player of the game.

by ZeOtaku December 18, 2014

played to the right

To finesse you way out of a situation

She tried to run game but I played to the right and got some head

by Yung king September 1, 2016

playing on the porch

A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.

Jon: Yo Ben, you smash this weekend?
Ben: Nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead

by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018

The Primary Word Of An Xbox Player

The long way of saying the n-word

Me: *trying to get my friend in trouble during class* Did I hear The Primary Word Of An Xbox Player!?
Friend: No

by Tyrone Watermelon December 27, 2019

Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.

Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."

by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022

playing for the same team

Gay. If someone (of the opposite sex) is playing for the same team as you, it means they are also after the the same sex (love interest-wise) as you.

Tyrone: Ayo, man. I like Gina, you think you could hook a nigga up?
Jamal: Nah, nigga, she’s playing for the same team as us.
Tyrone: Damn, she’s gay?!
Jamal: Yeah, nigga. She after them girls too.

by BayneWruce February 9, 2024