Nonce

A word used by prison officers to describe a paedophile

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Communal
Exercise

Prisoners use the acronym "NONCE" to stand for:
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Criminal
Element
That NONCE Gary Glitter needs to be given a slice of street justice, dirty pervert!
by JuSco January 20, 2019
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Nonce

Ewww shaz is such a nonce he always nonces on my friends even tho their 5 and he’s 17
by Shazzzzzzzzzz September 14, 2020
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Nonce Rizz

The ability to to pull and get with underage girls. Used for successful nonces (pedophiles) that are confident and victorious in their approach.

Individuals with certified Nonce Rizz include several billionaires and celebrities such as: Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton, Calvin Ayre, Fritzl, and Roshan from Sam's tailor
Epstein: Bro come to my island this weekend
Bill Gates: What do you have planned?

Epstein: I'm gonna fly out five fifteen year old hoes and we can have some fun with them

Bill Gates: Shiiiit son, you're on some Nonce Rizz... I'm there bro
by ebilnoob December 8, 2023
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Bike Nonce

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.
by JezzaVee March 24, 2024
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Chronic nonce

A repeat offending nonce who goes from creeping on one person to the next

Never learning to just stop
Do you remember Oscar from high school?”
Of course, creeped on me and my friends in eighth grade: total chronic nonce”
by Collector_of_things April 19, 2021
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Nonce

Nonce is a term used to describe a pedophile, Often used in the UK
Mercifuloni is a rate nonce
by KaydenOOTV March 16, 2021
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Nonce

In uk slang you they use this as a compliment like calling them a nice friendly person
Man 1: you look like a nonce
Man 2: thanks you too
by A nonce January 20, 2022
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