The Mickey Mouse Oil Change

A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces

"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"

by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025

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Sick Mickey

The name of one of the thirteen forbidden sex moves which actions involve the use of gorilla glue, sandpaper, and a pair of Mickey Mouse ears.

According to the renowned, now deceased sexologist, Dr.Wombloid, many of men and women have died from the legendary, yet forbidden, Sick Mickey maneuver.

by Dr.Wombloid August 23, 2024

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Mickey Mouse

The high furry that likes to eat children’s poop

Holy shit! Mickey Mouse has been stalking me

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018

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Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.

I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022

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Member of the Mickey Club

A gay person.

By the way, Saturday's party is just for members of the Mickey Club. / This actor plays a straight man in the film, but in fact he's a member of the Mickey Club. / I don't know why he denied being a member of the Mickey Club.

by Faella Linda January 3, 2024

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