A gaming clan whose leader has a perverted mind, lies about his/her relationship status, cheats his/her members out of their money through "donations," and holds all the power in order to keep his/her income sufficient whilst he/she plays FarmVille.
Person 1: Dude, that Landing Zone clan is wack.
Person 2: Yeah, let's get out of there before I lose my money and my 16 year old virginity.
Person 2: Yeah, let's get out of there before I lose my money and my 16 year old virginity.
by An Enlightened Individual May 13, 2010

I still stink even though i just took a shower, it may be my no man's land because i forgot to wash it.
by the kounterkulture January 4, 2009

by Phinn Fort July 22, 2006

by SHAD0WZOMBIE February 21, 2011

A fat, stupid sidekick with no real purpose except for to make its companions look better. (in most cases land whales are needed or else its 'friends' would appear hideous)
by J.R. 181 August 27, 2006

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine
Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.
by Sp33dstix March 14, 2009
