ass gas or grass

If someone is asking you for a ride and you don´t feel the need to give it away for nothing, it´s a good opportunity to ask for "ass, gas or grass".

Meaning you wish to take advantage of the situation by getting a good fuck, some bucks for the gas you´re gonna need or at least something to get a buzz from.

(Maybe one of you might describe it better, as I´m by no means a native speaker!)

"You wanna go to Mexico with me? Take a ride? Well, what´s your currency...
ass gas or grass ?
Nobody rides for free, you know?!"

by Fichtelschwein February 5, 2010

Cutting my grass

When a person, whether they're your friend or not, tunes or tries to chat up the person you're trying to tune or chat up and steal them from you.

Dude, stop talking to Katie, you're cutting my grass!

haha, I've been talking to Jack a lot recently, I'm so cutting Jen's grass.

by jfd ksm October 30, 2011

Please touch grass

It’s a phrase you use to attack people for being weirdos that give off the vibe that they barely leave their house. Specially anime fans that are down bad for children when the hot adult characters are right there. Commonly used on TikTok

“Hey did you see the new jujutsu kaisen episode? Megumi is so hot!”

“Please touch grass.”

by nobara February 12, 2021

Greenland Grass Chewer

When your doing a girl from the back, then you spin her around and make her munch on your overgrown pubes.

N.C.V. had me chewing on his scruff until i almost choked on that shit. Im the best at the greenland grass chewer though.

by Tablet July 1, 2008

There's wiser eating grass

A reply to someone when they have done something foolish (i.e. there are wiser things than you, that eat grass).

Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.

Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.

by Grass-eater August 26, 2022

Mississippi Grass Burner

When you shave off someones ball hair, stuff their mouth with the shavings, and set it ablaze.

Dude, yesterday, I gave Canon the Mississippi Grass Burner.

by retaiam January 2, 2021

Cutting a mates grass

the act of dating/sleeping wth a mates girlfriend/partner whilst they are still a couple.

Cutting a mates grass six beers
Cutting a mate's "grass" no beers

by donk1 April 17, 2011