example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere
future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.
present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere
past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.
present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere
past, I may have free spaffed everywhere
by spaff king October 09, 2014
A free peroid in which you suffer utter bordem. During this hour of death you are accompanied by a chunk who hates everything and a christian fanatic with a fuck off beefhead.
by dfsfaddserias October 18, 2006
The act of a male human peeing in a urinal or toilet without using their hands in any way at all unless unzipping their pants.
Person 1: Ok, lets go.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
Person 2: Wash your hands you nasty bastard.
Person 1: I don't have to, I just did a free-pee.
Person 2: wtf.
by What the hell's a pseudonym? April 12, 2011
by D'Qwan's Ultamite MIxtape August 26, 2016
by Jessica leanne p February 10, 2008
Exposing the buttocks but not the genitalia and anus by, for example, wearing a G-string instead of underwear.
Stripteasers indulge in free buttocking.
by uttam maharjan January 10, 2012
by grammarpolice_# April 12, 2022