Master Bruce

Bruce got his parents no scoped and was slightly mad at that. He is determined to do stuff with his brain and is very smart. His butler kinda cool tho. He is also Batma......nothing.

Kid 1: wow that kids sad but has very inspiring actions
Kid 2: oh it’s prolly master bruce

by Obi-wan is life October 29, 2019

BRUCE

Bruce is a sweetheart who thinks he’s so sour. He is clever, smart, and a try hard. which is why he is a go getter. He is brilliant but he doesn’t know it. A wonderful: chef, friend, teacher, painter, creator, lover, with the most exquisite eyes, shades of blue and green hues. But they make you feel yellow and warm. A gentlemen at its very best. A caring compassionate person when he allows himself. He is a breath of fresh air, a cool breeze on a summer day. A fall day with just a trickle of rain. He is attentive and authentic. He knows how to be himself and a musician of sound. His brain is full of books and he really is the best cook. Meh.

Dang Bruceeee show me how to groove.

by cammiam August 1, 2020

Brucing

The act of dickriding somebody so bad to the point of no return.

Person 1: damn he looks good today he gets hella bitches probably.

Person 2: My god you are really brucing him so bad right now.

by Drewscog April 18, 2024

Bruce Manoeuvre

The procedure or strategy to extricate or evict unwanted randos from work drinks.

That Samuel bloke is getting weirder by the minute, maybe time to pull a Bruce Manoeuvre and lose him at the Taxi rank.

by TheOtherGerald September 8, 2022

Bruce

Skips calves eveyday

Bruce skips calves everyday

by Luucid November 23, 2021

Brucing It

Upon either arriving extremely late or leaving extremely early from work commitments (And in most cases both). And then having a wealth of excuses for this behaviour.

I have to go to school assembly for my daughter. So I’m “Brucing It”.

by Foxies1 February 20, 2023

Bruce Cook

Bruce Cook is a Nitro Circus member who lost the use of his legs during a daring stunt in 2014. On his modified Freestyle Motocross dirtbike, Cook attempted a double front flip, in which the rider has no control of under or over-rotation. Cook under-rotated, landing on his rear wheel and sliding off of the back of his seat. Cook broke his lower back and nearly severed his spinal cord entirely. After recovery, he now rides a modified bike, the same on that nearly killed him, but it has metal bars all over it to hold his lower half in place while he backflips at every show.

Guy 1: It's a shame what happened to Bruce Cook
Guy 2: He still stunts though, it's so cool!!

by MXfanatic October 8, 2020