Fairy Blasting

When a guy ejaculates on a girls face, then screams "heeeeyyyyy!" and does jazz hands.

"I was fairy blasting that bitch, I was like Heeeeeyyyy!"

by Fairy Lover September 5, 2011

Whale Blast

A large uncontrollable explosion of sperm. similar to that that a whale might produce.

Dude, last night i whale blasted all over the place.
She was shocked when i whale blasted.

by BMO69 April 18, 2010

Last blast

When you smoke a joint, and there's only one puff left. The last hit of a joint.

Rhonda: ''Dayum! We smoked all that joint?''

Lateisha: ''Yep, pretty much. (*giggles*) You want last blast?''

by JustLikeDat November 8, 2014

doing a blast

When a bowel movement is so strong that fast moving, high-pressured fecal matter hits the water and some poop splashes back into your asshole.

"Fuck dude, I just did a blast in there"
"OMG Jennifer, I'm doing a blast in the bathroom right now please bring toilet paper"

by Beatbit February 23, 2017

trumpet blasting

When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts

As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.

by Jacetheacehahhyuie November 19, 2016

blast a chain

To ejaculate hard enough to send a hefty quantity of semen a considerable distance.

I’ve been edging all day, so when Andrew and I get around to doing it, I’ll blast a chain.

by ChainBlaster November 3, 2018

donger blasting

Donger blastin' (DB) is the act of making rocketship noises while playing with your donger (a.k.a. penis a.k.a. homewrecker).

I can't come over tonight because I'll be busy donger blasting.

by Brogden Charles November 26, 2021