A shrew-like creature found mostly in the retail areas of the Anchorage, AK suburbs. It has a shrill, piercing, nasal call and is known to have large litters. The Alaskan Wild Dingbat is a fiercely territorial rodent and is known to react to stimulus with a wild barrage, often leaving it confused. Mates for life. Classified as Homo regressus.
Did you see that Wild Alaskan Dingbat on Fox News today? Wow her pelt is shiny! She thinks she's people!
by AdamAWright March 28, 2010
Get the Wild Alaskan Dingbatmug. When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.
by lmao_deeznuts June 10, 2017
Get the alaskan log splittermug. by MrMcGangbang May 7, 2015
Get the alaskan pipelinemug. When a girl is on one side of a room with her legs spread and a guy on the other side of the room, takes aim, and runs.
by big nasty sucka January 17, 2009
Get the Alaskan jack hammermug. when someone uses an Alaskan pipeline for too long and the shit becomes soft and the condom broke due to temperature change and it explodes while in use in the persons butt
by splo0gier April 17, 2011
Get the Alaskan Pipe Bombmug. by Alien2014 September 18, 2011
Get the Alaskan Oil Wellmug. to recieve a blow job with ice cubes in the girls mouth. And when the penis gets too cold to keep in, to pull it out and smack the girl in the forehead with it.
yo my girl was giving me head last night with ice cubes in her mouth, but it got too cold and started to hurt so i gave her the alaskan crab hammer
by hatecrew March 9, 2010
Get the Alaskan Crab Hammermug.