Patu Guts

The expression "Patu Guts" stems from colloquial New Zealand culture. It is an hybrid of the two formal New Zealand languages, Maori and English.
The word 'Patu' is the Maori word for dirty, and often used colloquially to denote 'stink', 'crappy' or similar.

The amalgamation 'Patu Guts' therefore refers to someone who has crooked guts, flatulance, or other similar issues.

You've got real patu guts.

by n1neam January 6, 2010

bear guts

slang for verga... which means penis in espanol.. used in down low situations

aye girl, play with my bear guts.

by grimpin1 October 11, 2010

gutting the fish

gutting the fish is when a man with an extremely large cock fucks a bitch in the puss and it is so large it sticks out her mouth and she sucks it

Justin loves gutting the fish out of Jenny until he cums on the wall.

by FISHERMAN12349 October 28, 2008

Rock Gut

When you're so full from eating the food is just sitting in your stomach like a rock.

Man, Pizza Hut gave me the worst rock gut ever.

by Jay Cam January 7, 2009

gut-top

A laptop that rests on the fat gut of a fat individual.

I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.

"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"

by Matt Kerr March 31, 2008

Gut drop

When a obese man or woman stands over someone who is on all fours and drops their flabby stomach onto them.

"Man, she gut dropped me so hard last night I dropped to the floor."

by The dock master February 10, 2017

my guts

Used in reference to a younger family member or child you may have helped raise, who exhibits qualities or behavior that replicates your own.

Originates in Southern Maryland, popularized in modern country culture resurgence.

Other family member: Riley is so wild, always getting hurt, and running around like a crazy fool.

Me: You got that right; he's my guts.

by lafemmeflora June 3, 2014