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Spongebobian Crash Out

A Crash Out from someone who is usually kind and/or understanding. This is usually considered justified or understandable by witnesses/outside parties. The namesake for this is Sponge Bob, who is usually a nice guy but has lost his shit for understandable reasons.
Person A: That was a Spongebobian Crash Out of epic proportions.
Person B: Yeah, I kinda feel bad for the guy.
by The Possum of Wisdom December 28, 2024
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Crash

If you dont want to be here anymore
Sometimes i wanna crash from the things i go through everyday in life
by Ydie January 14, 2020
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crash retrieval

In ufology, "crash retrieval" is the ongoing, covert practice by military and intelligence agencies of locating crashed UFOs and hauling them back to the nearest secret military warehouse for future scientific study. It is alleged that crash retrievals have been taking place since at least 1947 when the Roswell Incident happened. It is also alleged that the sheer number of successful crash retrievals has been high enough and frequent enough that entire teams have been designated exclusively for the task, and that they are each assigned different geographic regions to carry out their duties.

The goal with crash retrieval is to study the alien technology and the "exotic materials" of the craft, reverse engineer as much of it as possible, and then develop as many military and commercial applications as possible. It has been claimed by UFO insiders that there is a time frame of roughly 20 years from the moment a craft is retrieved, to the marketplace introduction of new tech from the craft. During that 20 years, secret patents get issued to the private contractors whose scientists are studying the exotic materials of the UFO.

Examples of modern technical breakthroughs which are supposedly the end-product of crash retrieval research include transistors, semiconductors, microchips, photovoltaic solar panels, night vision, heat vision, stealth technology, nano-technology, and most of the US space program.
After the UFO was shot down by a fighter pilot, a crash retrieval team from the US Army arrived at the crash site, cordoned off the area, and then hauled the craft lifeless away.
by Innocent Byproduct June 5, 2023
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Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.
This person just got into a penis crash!
by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024
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G-Crash

A failure related to anything Google. Like G-Talk, G-Mail, ect... G-Crashes most often occur in Internet Explorer, but can occur on any platform. They are a pain in the ass.
When you have to many Google chat windows open at once and the page freezes, you have just experienced a G-Crash.
by The Unknown Mac March 7, 2009
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twist and crash

slow down and watch out up ahead - we are gonna go through the twist and crash soon.
by wfukradio May 26, 2023
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Horror Crash

Generally a term in motorsports but not exclusively, meaning a extremely bad crash in simple terms. Typically, a horror crash is a crash where death or grievous injuries are at least expected judging subjectively on "How the crash looked." Injuries are not always required to fit in this description, it could be a crash where the driver escaped uninjured but at the time it was impossible to tell. Such as in the case of Zhou Guanyu's 2022 British GP crash.
Do you remember Romain Grosjean's horror crash at Bahrain 2020?
by Cookowa December 28, 2023
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