Techniggle

1. When a non-essential, trivial function of a piece of software anoys you so much you stop using it.

2. When a non-essential, trivial fuction impeeds effective use of a piece of software.

1.
I have to get my PC sorted out, my spell checker doesnt work, its such a bad techniggle I cannot use it.

The auto update techniggle on acrobat was so anoying I unistalled it completely

2. I hate using my PC at work, every time I do anything it asks me for a password. That techniggle drives me up the wall.

by Fraser Steen April 29, 2007

technificialsynthecolonohydroplonicgraphytosis

A synththetic virus created by radical Muslims that attacks the colon by forming a deadly mold within the taeniae coli.

John -I'm not gonna make it man. Those bastards got me...I gots the technificialsynthecolonohydroplonicgraphytosis.

Steve -Does this mean I can have your ps3?

John -No... I'm donating it to starving Haitians

by Jevl April 27, 2010

The Jhands technique

When you are hitting it from behind then slip it in her butt.

Damn bro she is hot af you should try the Jhands Technique

by Nikeman December 14, 2019

the hibernation technique

when a young man places his nutta butta balls inside a nice inviting rectum, creating a warm environment for them during the winter. very similar to a squirrel hiding his nutts for the winter as well.

Gosh peter, its gonna be way too cold this winter for my nutts. Do you mind if i keep them warm in your rectum?

Good Lord! I think that damn squirrel just hid his nutts in my ass! Wait a minute...oh its just you Bob.

by justin capps February 29, 2004

immortal technique

A rapper from Harlem who speaks about real issues, usually politics and poverty. He seems to have a grudge with the Bush Administration, repetitive as hell when it comes to politics because he speaks about the same shit. Also known to get really lyrical and just mumble a bunch of nonsense. Peep the wack off off beat song "Creation and Destruction" and "The Prophecy". A clown in my eyes. An overrated rapper, especially on the internet ..you people need to get off his dick. Dead Prez is much better ...Immortal Technique also has a flow problem, dude just hasnt mastered the technique of riding a beat. Only suburban white kids idolize him and claim he's the best rapper from Harlem ..ha ..yea right ..ever heard of Big L people? Not taking away from his lyrical ability ..I'll admit, Technique is good ..but until he learns how to ride a beat then he will never be shit in my eyes.

Immortal Technique Lyrics:

I'm explicit like video tapes of conjugal visits
Some niggaz are too stupid to understand it like astrophysics
Technique is exquisite
I'll make your thoughts a victory
Get pessimistic with the quickness
If you think that I will just become another statistic with anything but success
When I bless the mic as I spit this
Specifically prolific with coprocessor coma type sickness

what the fuck is that shit????? ..no one cares ...

by jon ryda May 24, 2006

Technical

Raymus c.2003. Someone who possesses enough knowhow and common sense to GET THINGS DONE.

Migsy, you're technical. Can you show me how to turn the playstation on?

by Mickey Dangerous July 5, 2004

Technical Knock

The art of fixing something which is broken/not working by hitting it with a hammer.

That valve is sticking, better give it a Technical Knock.

by RaceTheSun September 20, 2013