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Teachers nerd

A racial slur for everyone called eoighan.
Saying it will make them cry for nine days.
Also it means they dare their science teacher
“Hey eoinghy your a teachers nerd

“T-t-thank you UwU
by 2&2&/!:€/&292& September 13, 2021
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Teacher body

The soft, flabby pear or apple shape body associated with middle and high school public teachers.
6th period Spanish class had no idea Mrs . Lopez was pregnant that just thought she had teacher body.
by GorglagorE September 15, 2017
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Kamikaze Teacher

a teacher who calls upon the class randomly when no one raises their hand.
Teacher;dont make me go kamikaze teacher!

-student raises hand-
by TheAwesomestGilbertOfPrussia February 14, 2012
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English teacher

A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)
Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire
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Teachers pet

A person who always snitches on you when you take a step forward at them or they challenge to fight you on a damn Monday or Wednesday. When you actually fight them, or actually touch them lightly, they will either:
Snitch
Cry to the teacher
and my favorite one..
Try to attack you but you KTFO of them.
This Teachers pet is so annoying! When will he ever stop picking and snitching on me??
by ValkDefNotFound April 26, 2022
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Geography teacher

Uses the word dude way too much and is usually a lanky fat sweaty oaf.
The geography teacher gave me a detention cos hes a prick
by Adzinho April 21, 2022
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Teacher’s Pet

Teacher’s pet is a person who always kisses up to the teacher, tattles on people,
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.
Student: *plays loud music in class with headphones *
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 21, 2022
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