Pop-tart

A toasty hoe ready to eat

When you put your pop-tart in the toaster you’ve got a hoe on the go.

by Jumbaliah August 22, 2019

Pop tart

A female escort.

The man was able to get a pop tart online for a last minute event.

by Twerking on dah dick September 10, 2020

Pop tart

A term used in the punk community, refers to basic white girls who aren’t particularly interesting. Usually are skinny with long blonde hair and wear a lot of makeup.

Guy: Did you see the new girl? Isn’t she hot?
Friend: Yeah, she’s just too much of a pop tart for me.

by griffinthomas May 14, 2021

Pop tart

the new hot slang term used to describe a challenged person that popped out of the toaster that way.

karen: you cant joke about that how would you feel if your kid came out developementally challenged
offending everybody: developmentally challenged, I prefer the term pop tart.
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by offended by everyone February 16, 2024

Pop Tart

The most attractive woman on a military installation.

Maj Smith is the Pop Tart.

by Rocky, the squi and Bullwinkle January 12, 2011

popped my tart

The act of a female having her first actual orgasm, and then realizing it.

Holy shit, I think you just popped my tart.

by LosT January 16, 2014

blue tart

Someone who is irrationally mean towards someone, normally someone named Sweeny Todd.

Did you hear about Carl? He's being such a Blue Tart.

by toydonkey12 December 12, 2019