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Tactical

When someone has a tactical gun, it has a bunch of gadgets and gizmos that make it more effective in battle. Military nuts take this too far and now we have tactical toilet paper. It has a laser light attachment to ensure the most accurate wipe of your life.

This isn't to be confused with the actual definition of tactical. When someone says "tactical pistol" it just has a bunch of fancy James bond robo cop stuff on it.
Look at my tactical combat rifle!

You just put a Gameboy on the side.
by JustAwesome3601 July 12, 2024
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Tactical Sandwich

The emergency sandwich (usually containing cheese and ham) or kebab that is consumed towards the end of a party/night out.

It always tastes better than any other food.

Cannot be consumed when sober.
Girl 1: "I'm SO hungry!"
Girl 2: "I think the time has come for a..."
Both: "TACTICAL SANDWICH!!"
by tacticalboo January 4, 2011
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Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery as they make money for someone else not just themselves and not everyone knows that because they wern't gifted by god or smart enough to realize it.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreBad June 28, 2024
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Tactical Cuddles

Cuddling purely to preserve body heat
Chris-Yo Mat I forgot my sleeping bag
Mat-Man it’s supposed to go below zero tonight your gonna freeze unless we share
Chris-Tactical cuddles it is bro no-homo
by IdkManIjustworkIG October 20, 2022
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Something more tactical

The one team you dont want showing up at the airsoft field, especially after their long nights binging food.
Hide the snacks guys Something more tactical (S.M.T) is here, oh shit they cant make it out of their cars. Its alright everyone they forgot their mobility scooters.
by Not that guy pal June 23, 2022
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tactical board

cock.

at least, in doom bible terms
damn my tactical board is so hard right now
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 7, 2024
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Tactical sickie

Planning a sick day from work in advance by telling your colleagues the day before that you don’t feel well, thus planting the seed that you may be ill. Usually when there’s nothing wrong with you and you already have other plans.
I’m not going into work tomorrow, already told my boss I was feeling ill today, pulling a tactical sickie tomorrow.
by Cannonball Taffio Jones April 6, 2025
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