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trying to pull the sword from the stone

This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.
Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.
by Aegis1 November 11, 2009
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Sword

Cannot take rape jokes
Ps. probably was raped?
not this cunt Sword, this guy's a fag
by not this guy, that guy June 12, 2018
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Slut Sword

Someone that's slaying the sex game and just doesn't care who knows.
Man, Kate is such a slut sword! Did you hear about her night?
by Kshaulis April 23, 2017
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Sword Collector

Durogatory term that describes an enthusiast of fantasy/role-playing/anime/martial arts who lacks self-awareness to the point of being embarrassing.
Todd seemed like a cool guy, but he keeps talking about Naruto and saying things like 'nunchaku are useless against ranged weapons.' I'm starting to think he might be a sword collector.
by Terrence Howard, M.D. August 14, 2020
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Sword

Chad: "Bro last night I slapped my sword all over Jessica
by OOFERGOOFER May 30, 2019
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bending sword

When your boner is in someone's back but not tucked up so it is therefore bending your sword.
we were laying in bed and I was so horny I was bending sword for her
by So_u_think_u_can_stance January 22, 2021
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Sword

My cumming Sword!
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