Basically this phrase means "I wouldn't want to be in your shoes". Or "your life sucks". It is often used sarcastically, but just as often not.
by Conor June 15, 2004
by 1234bk5678 February 24, 2017
A beyond just bad individual performance that turns what should be a win into a loss. The performance is so much worse than just sucking that it's as though the double-sucker was trying to screw you over.
Originates from sharing a small amount of weed where someone double-sucked the joint and left the others without the high they rightly deserved.
Originates from sharing a small amount of weed where someone double-sucked the joint and left the others without the high they rightly deserved.
Carson: How'd we lose that game tonight? We should have killed them.
Paul: We would have if Eric just sucked as usual, but he double-sucked us all night.
Paul: We would have if Eric just sucked as usual, but he double-sucked us all night.
by pamocan June 25, 2010
Under the general category of analingus, butt sucking involves a vigorous suction motion to be done by the mouth on the anus, rather than mere licking. In fact, the use of the tongue in the case of butt sucking is optional. If there are turds in said anus, butt sucking may lead to something under the header of scat. The resulting stimulation is different than mere licking, and has been purported to resemble the feeling of involuntary dumping. See: incontinence.
Jan: Use your mouth on my ass, Stuart.
Stuart: You want me to lick?
Jan: No, I'm in the mood for some butt sucking.
Stuart: You better not have to dump.
Stuart: You want me to lick?
Jan: No, I'm in the mood for some butt sucking.
Stuart: You better not have to dump.
by Dan Sheem April 16, 2008
by MA Realist April 16, 2008
by ZombossMaster March 05, 2017