Uh-Oh! You missed your Spanish lesson! It's ok though, just remember I still have your family in my basement!
-Duolingo
Yeah, it's Spanish or Vanish!
-Duolingo
Yeah, it's Spanish or Vanish!
by Shaomiaome August 30, 2024
Get the Spanish or Vanishmug. by not noah tolly March 21, 2024
Get the Jack Marles Spanish Rizzmug. A Spanish Sword Fight or Swordfight is when three or more couples pair off and the woman who brings her man off first is the winner. The man who is the first to be brought off is the loser but some may say he also won.
by zack1964 February 1, 2024
Get the Spanish sword fightmug. by Crow's weakness June 30, 2018
Get the Spanish Attackmug. by SpanishRose November 19, 2023
Get the Spanish rosemug. While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis
3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.
Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.
I grabbed the wheel and put that bitch in the ditch. Then I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers.
by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017
Get the Spanish paddlermug. by Pablo Sausage January 20, 2024
Get the Spanish Sausagemug.