Skeet Skiing is the most outdoorsy sexual position of all. A male and preferably 3 females engage in a four-some. The male is standing at the end of the bed with all three females laying on the bed. The first woman is laying on her back, the middle woman is on her stomach blowing the man, and the third women is laying on her back. The male thrusts in and out of the middle woman's mouth while banging the the first and third women with dildos or ski poles, (whichever is preferred), making a skiing motion in the process. Required to wear goggles during this postion
Male: Hey babe, round up some friends, I feel like Skeet Skiing today.
Female: Hey girls, lets find a good man wants to go Skeet Skiing with us.
Female: Hey girls, lets find a good man wants to go Skeet Skiing with us.
by CampingFuckers June 1, 2020
Get the Skeet Skiingmug. A man who cannot hold in his sperm and fails at pulling out thus, has multiple kids by multiple women by mistake.
Tom: hey man did you hear that Jeff has 4 kids by three different women?
Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.
Mike: yea man. He's a skeet daddy.
by Splashgame June 4, 2016
Get the skeet daddymug. Busting a nut at your webcam with the goal of making it seem like you are trying to cum on your skype partner's face.
I wanted to keep her in the habit of receiving my loads so I skype skeeted her every night while she was gone. Good thing it wasn't my computer.
by 1129 October 24, 2011
Get the skype skeetmug. 1) someone who tries to advertise porn via twitter
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz
Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.
2) a spam account on twitter that is worth the literal equivalent of week old jizz
Much like how you can catch STDs from skanky people in real life, you can catch yourself some nasty computer diseases from everyday little tweet skeets.
1) balkrykjhg: Hilton,Briteny,and many more celebs, naked
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link
"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."
2) oiugeskgh43: I MADE THOUSNDZ ON TWETRR!! link link link
"All my followers are tweet skeets... I need friends."
by suyinmei August 22, 2009
Get the tweet skeetmug. What someone says when something goes wrong, or something unexpected happens. Can also be used after someone gets roasted.
by Hello12345678987654321 October 8, 2017
Get the oh skeetmug. The Sweet version of a man's typically Salty Skeet. This happens with serious repetition of drinking Pineapple juice.
Girl to Friend : Salley, last night when those 5 guys were simultaneously Cumming on my face, 1 of them must be a fan of pineapple juice. He sure had some "Sweet Skeet"
by Jonny AK January 22, 2016
Get the Sweet Skeetmug. when a pimp playa pulls back out of his bitch and angles his dangle towards the bowl of mini wheats, successfully frosting those mother fuckers
by Esmeralda Jones April 25, 2007
Get the skeet wheatsmug.