shitty bollocks

a word used to express anger at something when it goes wrong

(just stood in dog shit) 'ohh shitty bollocks'

by elvisrocks321 July 10, 2009

Shitty Bam

A homeless person that invades private property, and while being chased, shits his pants.. causing the pursuers to stop chasing.

He may also enter a local shop and poop on the floor, leaving it for the shopkeeper to clean up

The shitty bam stormed into the store, and while being chased, shit in his pants to keep from being caught.

by YounggSteppzzZ March 22, 2010

shitty clap snapper

A girl who has a shitty vagina and carrys around the clap.

Shes gotta mean shitty clap snapper

by Youdontknowme1111 February 21, 2011

Sitting at the King's Table

A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.

Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.

dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.

by quasimotoh2 April 11, 2011

Shitty Shifter

The act of a lesbian going anal with any type of shift lever.

You should have been with us last night, Abby performed a shitty shifter in my pickup and now it smells like sweaty ass and anal orgasms!

by not batman... ok fine batman. May 8, 2011

Sittin on a Goldmine

The appropriate response to hearing that someone has just earned 11 billion dollars in a divorce settlement...

Holy smokes did you hear his wife got 11 billion dollars in the divorce because he cheated??

yep she was sittin on a goldmine.

by Stellar Girl March 25, 2013

shitty punk

Shitty punk is unrefined loud pissed off punk you will hear played live in small venues and you wont hear on the radio.If i say "Fuck i could really go for some beer and a shitty punk show" That means i want to get wasted and go listen to loud unrefined uninhibited punk rock Not Greenday or blink182 . Just some scummy assholes with beat up instruments yelling about things that piss them off playing hard and loud.

An example of shitty punk would be if 4 kids from your town stole some guitars and started a band in which they turned up the amp cranked the gain and yelled about how much cops piss them off cause they give them tickets for huffing paint as they pounded out the two chords they know mixed with power chords and what ever other noise the can make.

by Johny Porkchop December 13, 2013