Throat Sharts

the opposite of shitting your pants

after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts

by shep hound February 12, 2020

Shart Masala

A unique delicacy served in ancient times to members of royalty, secret society and wealthy individuals.

Bro, that shart masala at Baji's house was so delicious. I brought my wheelbarrow and asked for a fill up so I can share this mouth watering dish with my bhai's yarrrrrr

by AuthenticBhai_420 February 24, 2020

Lord of sharts

Lord of sharts means to be the king of all the sharts that snuck there way through your booty cheeks and in to your underwear.

I am the lord of sharts.

by Lord of sharts July 18, 2020

Verbal shart

An unintentional offensive comment that is verbalized loud enough for others to hear.

She had a verbal shart at the dinner Table that caused everyone to go silent.

by DE EM/IM June 12, 2020

shart staph

In which you laugh so hard you shart your jeans, but then suddenly a grape appears out of nowhere and devours the shart until the grape itself turns brown.
The grape then gets very sick and in turn ends up with a staph infection.
The grape then proceeds to shrivel up until it turns into a raisin- to which you then consume the raisin, completing the food chain circle.

“Oh my gosh that grape just got a staph infection from that shart!”
“I just laughed so hard I shart staphed!”

by MondayHatesYouToo September 23, 2020

Shart Balloon

Everyone that voted in the 2016 U.S. Presidential Election; a balloon full of human waste, a mixture of both solid and gaseous.

Gender Neutral Example 1: Did you hear that Jacob voted?!

Gender Neutral Example 2: Yeah the dude's a complete Shart Balloon.

by Lilwhiteshark June 5, 2017

Bum Shart

The sudden random pain you get right up in your bum hole. That goes as quick as it came.

Oh, fuck!, I just had a bum shart.

by Noam Chumpski March 13, 2018