Wet Seal

The act of wacking off in a condom, flipping it inside out, and fucking your girl.
Also, using your friends used condom is a great alternative.

Pete waited for nancy (after wacking it hard) after her long working day and decided to give her a nice wet seal.

by Mike1356 October 13, 2010

seal of approval

Tatoo above the crack of a woman's ass. Tramp Stamp

Sam, "Do you think that Bitch is a virgin."

Bill, "No Sam I noticed her seal of approval."

by Intercool July 15, 2009

Kaoru Seta

kaoru seta is married to neptune and theyre happily inlove 🤗🎊🎉💞💘🥳

Omg!! Have u seen kaoru seta? Ive heard shes married to neptune!🥳🥰

by sayorist June 11, 2021

Break the seal

To have sex with someone other than your long distance kind of boyfriend to whom you have promised fidelity.

Her : "I'm going out with Josh tonight"
Him : "Don't break the seal"

by weekend girlfriend June 22, 2011

dirty seal

The act of sliding down the stairs, face first on your stomach. usually done while completely shitfaced for party entertainment.

steve's dirty seal last night at sara's was off the hezzy son.

by heartlessexile January 7, 2008

sealed-shut

After shooting cum all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the cum out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. Not to be confused with wordairtightword.

My teacher Ms. Radley deserves to be sealed-shut for giving me a C on my paper.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

Retarded Seal

A retarded seal isn't really a seal. He's accually an asshole who dosen't say hi to you when you say hi to it/him. Retarded Seals are quite stupid ovbiously from the name. They usually have jew-fros and say "WHAAT?!" all the time. Retarded Seals also have Type 1 Diabetes along with ADD. They are sad poeple with very big eyebrows who might just be loners for the rest of their lives. They also usually walk around school thinking they're the shit. Retarded Seals also have the tendency to have really stupid and annoying laughs and they absoutley positivley do not know how to spell for their lives.

Alice: "Did you see Mark today?"
Rian: "Yeah, he was a total Retarded Seal."
Alice: "I know...he failed his spelling test too."

by i love strawberries(: <3 June 8, 2011