Pee Slinger

1. The dearest friend a drug user has

2. A person who sells their clean urine to people so they can pass a drug test

3. One who sells their pee for personal gain

KJ: Man, I hope I get that job Monday. After Saturday night I'm not sure I can pass the drug test

Chico: That's cool bro. I'll give you the number for my pee slinger

by Sayrahbelle and K-Doggy January 8, 2012

slinger

when someone can't tell the other person that they love them becuase they are scared of what they will say

"I know I love him, but I"m a slinger."

by tsar June 21, 2006

rim stinger

A homosexual person who takes or gives it in the ass. Related to the fact that when they give anal, it may sting the other's rim.

Dude, check out that guy, he looks like a total rim stinger.

by jackwilliamfrench December 16, 2005

purple headed yogurt slinger

a penis....:)

Jake stuck his purple headed yogurt slinge into my vagina

by jenjen October 15, 2003

swingers

Noun.
1. A group of middle aged men who hang out, drink, and talk a lot of game (when their wives and girlfriends are not around) but no action.
2. Recent graduates who hang out and drink at the local college bar.
3. A bunch of flaky guys who say "I'm there!" and then make an excuse to flake out.

Hey bro, let's get the Swingers together for a drink on Friday.

by MACstizzle December 28, 2005

ring stinger

offensive word for a homosexual.

Look how that ring stinger dances, what a poof.

by Jemima May 4, 2005

swinger hater

A person that despises swingers. Usually this animosity is spawned from one being insecure, immature, or sexually inexperienced. Such individuals often hide behind the facade of a relationship that they are in. They see swingers as immoral or evil because they don't have a ball and chain attached to their partner. These individuals consider a normal relationship one where their partner spends all their time catering to their partners emotional problems and is under their total control at all times. They think 10 minutes of boring sex is amazing even though there partner usually just falls asleep half way into it. Often times these people can only have sex if they are drunk because they are too immature to handle sex sober and if they ever cheat on there partner they can just blame it on the alcohol. They want to know where their partner is 24/7 and go ape shit and throw a temper tantrum if their partner even talks to another person of the opposite sex. These prudes think Swingers are STD infested when the fact is because they more than likely will cheat with the first nasty person that comes along and not get tested and therefore are just as much or more at risk. Because after all STD tests are for dirty people not responsible ones.

Shawn- "Yo Dawg. Wheres your gurl?"

Dawg- "Yo i dunno! Been tryin to call her ass! Do ya know its been 5 minutes since i last talked to her?"

Shawn- "Yo Dawg that aint good!"

Dawg- "Yeah i know. That ho better check in with me at least 25 times a day and let me know where shes at! She better not be hangin out with anyone! Thats all i need is her thinkin she can go have fun and not be there for me to use as a doormat for all my problems. Next thing you know shes gonna be one of those swingers if i dont keep a tight leash on her! I aint havin that! Shes my property yo!"

Shawn- "Yeah Dawg! Call that bitch back!

Dawg- "Yeah if i find out shes been talking to another dude on the phone his ass is is gonna get banked cause im one swinger hater of a fool!"

Shawn- "Later Dawg i gotta go pleasure my gurl! I got my game on! Were gettin drunk and havin 10 minutes of hot sex tonight!"

Dawg- "Damn! Wish i could last that long! Later Yo!"

by A Swinger November 13, 2007