cock sakes

Something you say when shit isn't happening the way you want it to.

You drop an open jar of jam all over the carpet.
You: "Cock sakes!!"

by overscore October 6, 2013

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YouTube Salesman

We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.

"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"

by SirCook March 31, 2015

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tino savas

The most good locking guy in the World. He got a really big Dick.

What a great day for a great man like Tino Savas!

by Candyshoper January 3, 2017

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fortnite save the world

a game that gets overshadowed by fortnite battle royal

guy1: aww dude do you play fortnite

guy2: yeah i like fortnite save the world

guy1: *cleans hands*

by xXxnoobslayerxXx April 16, 2018

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Shoe Salesman

The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.

I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.

by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019