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lord save me

Person:Lord save me
Other person:you hate life
by I HATE MY LIFE WHAT AM DOING December 10, 2021
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Saves

Noun. The remainder of a lit cigarette that is passed (or stubbed out and saved) for another person to smoke.

British English.
"Mate, can I get saves on that ciggy?"
by Daniel Marden August 17, 2021
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Save-A-Shut

1: The act of not shuting your van door when you get out because you know you are going to get back in shortly, in an effort to preserve the door mechanism.
2: The act of telling someone to, in a sense, shut up.
3: The act of saving or preserving anything, be it physical or otherwise.
1: "Hey, why don't you save-a-shut on that door?"
2: "How about you save-a-shut on that story?"
3: "You've had five beers already, how about you save-a-shut."
by Ralph Littlefield February 18, 2009
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Saving Whales

The act of watching porn, arose when pornhub decided to donate money to save whales for every view they get.
Jack is a lone man, he loves saving whales.
by WhaleSaver101 May 23, 2016
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saving dating for marriage

When you're too much of a pussy to date someone
Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage
by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020
mugGet the saving dating for marriagemug.
Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.
Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀
by @CCC123 December 17, 2023
mugGet the Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzfulmug.

The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...
A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."
by Hym Iam March 29, 2024
mugGet the The church can save this countrymug.

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