Sand-Worshiper

A slur against Christians, Muslims, and Jews, coined because the three religions all have holy places in the Middle East, which is very sandy. The term carries an air of casual condescension.

Muslims and Christians are just sand-worshipers. They follow the ass-backwards desert God of an ass-backwards desert culture.

by Nateodinsson April 5, 2011

sand lotting

The act of attempting to drown in order to get the attention of a certain life guard.

Jeremy: "Do you see that guard over there?"
Jessie: "Yeah, what about him?"
Jeremy: "He is gorgeous, I'm going to sand lot him."
Jessie: "I can't believe you are going to try sand lotting him!!"
*sand lots the lifeguard.*

by Joel9128 June 11, 2008

sand stoning

this variation of the double dutch rudder incorporates the use of local beach sands, when gripped in the hands of the participants, and rubbed vigorously along the erected shaft of each participant, results in the painfully erotic sand stone rash of orgasmic stimulation.

Dude 1: Hey Blake, what are you up to tonight.

Dude 2: Well, I was just thinkin we do the ol' double dutch rudder.

Dude1: With a twist?

Dude 2: How do you mean (with interest)?

Dude 1: Sand Stoning, Bitch.

by bear_in_a_beard_hat January 11, 2012

sand boy

A person, male, that is completely content with their life, so much so that it's like a dream.

The sand boy lives in his mansion and wakes up with a smile every day.

by louehnotlewis March 8, 2017

Sand Creek

the corn center of the world, people refer to it when they think of the corn god. The place where corn takes out teeth of local hicks.

The all mighty Corn lives in the Sand Creek.

All hail the Creek.

Call us the Muddy Stream and we'll sick the corn on you!

by m.valentine March 14, 2009

Sand Lesbian

The natural form of a lesbian. They fart clouds, deficate via osmosis and have dry sand instead of bodily fluids. Thus, are often found with sand on their thighs.

"Hannah is such a Sand Lesbian"

by AubWii December 24, 2008

sand man

when a man and woman are on the beach and the girl gives him oral sex he then cums on her face and grabs a hand full of sand and throws it on her face so it sticks he then takes off running

Dude,yesterday i gave this girl a sand man i dont think shes gonna wanna hook up anymore.

by michael jay johnson June 12, 2008