saint joseph school fullerton

the worst school ever. located in phall md. the people suck, the school sucks, admin sucks. everything and everyone sucks. that place gave me trauma. many people say that they give kids religious trauma that will last with them. they also make gay kids hate them selves and have 0 self confidence when they graduate. everyone’s a either a fag or a whore/f boy.

things only sjs kids understand:

- weekly church even in 20° weather

- goguardian

- pizza w the bald ass priests

- safety duty

- being in band to skip class

- getting yelled at for even having a singular ring on

- no logos on socks

- recess on the muddy field/church parking lot
- that one kid w weather on the announcements
- race for education
- so. many. fucking. fundraisers.
- everyone acting like they’re the shit

- ugly uniforms

- the cringe school song

- mrs cornstarch + mrs forehead = the worst teachers

- mr ripley was a g

anyways fuck that place don’t send your kids there. it’s a waste of money go to phms.

person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: st hoes

person 1: OH! s
person 2: unfortunately. saint joseph school fullerton sucks

by slayest slayer January 3, 2023

saint augustine high school

high school in flawda. full of druggies, spikey dog color bitches, and anti masking rednecks. there is not a day that goes by that i don’t hear slurs from cisgender white peoples mouths. if you go to saint augustine high school, i’m sorry. if you don’t go to saint augustine high school, i’m sorry.

do u go to saint augustine high school?
“yes”
oh, sorry.

by someone who goes to sahs co 20 September 9, 2021

Saint Joseph Highschool (MI)

this is the best highschool you could find in the area, very nice building and facility and amazing kids, very smart and athletic. Rivals with lakewhore highschool which i a very ghetto trash school. choose saint joe #proudtobeabear

oh yeah saint joseph highschool (MI) is one of the nicest best schools around here, home of football star malik immoos

by kashdamiisdaddy November 11, 2021

Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast

The place where I stole the margarine

Yes indeed, here we are!
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen
An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine
I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
Why she was totally chenille
And her old man was a Marine
As she abused a sausage pattie
And said why don't you treat me mean?
(Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, ooh)
At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
(Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!)
Where I stole the mar-juh-reen

Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Saint Alfonzo
Oo-oo-wah

by Wicked Uncle Ernie December 25, 2022

Saint Dennis School in Lockport

A school with lazy motherfuckers who can’t speak and very racially strict. They hate all different races

Saint Dennis School in Lockport person: look at that person he looks like Michael Jackson

by HighGuyWhoSuckYaMum December 23, 2019

saint cecilia omaha ne

The worst fuxking school on the goddamned planet... if you're reading this... get out of there while you can.

( SMM kids talking)

KID 1: I have to play a basketball game at Saint Cecilia Omaha Ne tonight.
KID 2: Good luck bro lol, watch out for that creepy janitor... he goes in the locker rooms while the girls are changing.

by brynwuzheer March 22, 2017

Port Saint Joe FL

A small town filled with old people and young beach kids

Hey! Are you going to Port Saint Joe FL?!
Yeah! The beach there is nice!

by psjkid March 27, 2020