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Soup-sad

When you've been alone for too long, are sad and lonely, and eating soup because there's nothing else to eat.
My night has been ok, I rented some movies from redbox but was still pretty soup-sad.
by Vanspades November 9, 2018
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Sad Corner

A corner of your house/a bar/ pool table/ etc... where if you become offended or displeased you go to sit to display you are not pleased a.k.a sad, after officially announcing you are going to the Sad Corner!
My hair's ugly?! That's it! I'm in the sad corner now!
by SillehGoose July 25, 2010
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Ass sad

Ass sad is the new age version of "butt hurt"
After all we are a constantly changing society and we must simply...Move along.(censors allow us more freedom now!)

1. When one of your friends refuses to get over something and move along and wont stop pouting, whining, and acting the victim.
" DAMN IT ALEX! Stop sitting around all ass sad because Cris broke up with you. Put on a club fit and come with us to the club."

"Look. When I said you dance like crap, I was just joking. Now stop being all ass sad and get off the bar and get out on the wood and pick up a bed time story
by eJAKEulate January 17, 2008
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Sad Salmon

The most depressed fish that can ever exist. Its diet consists on Shak-zabs and Shakiballs. This bad boi can fit alot of gay in it. When you eat it, you have a slight chance of contracting the big gey. This certain type of salmon can fly out of the water by shitting itself.
by Rathew91 September 18, 2018
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sad face

Sad Face; plural, Sad Faces

- Adjective

A female, typically but not always a member of the Jewish faith, raised or residing in the mid-Atlantic region of the United States. Predominant characteristics include brown hair, moderate height, a body mass index of 20 and a particular set of common facial characteristics. Although the majority of sad faces hail from affluent suburbs, they are also found in major cities such as New York and Philadelphia. Universities such as Emory, George Washington and the University of Pennsylvania frequently serve as finishing schools for sad faces, instilling in them the tribal culture and value system necessary for adherence to social norms, as well as a selection process for potential mates (see also: meat stick). While not an ironclad requirement, a discreet level of sexual promiscuity is a common trait.
1) I love the summertime! Hey Leroy, have you seen all the sad faces parading around Murray Hill?

2) Yo have you met Horace'€™s buddy Lance? He'€™s hysterical; he goes on JDate and hammers a different sad face every night of the week

3) Dude I'€™m so mangled! I was creeping last week and I think some sad face dimed me out to my girl

4) Happy: Look at her! Pappy: I'm not really into that whole sad face thing
by jaavug October 16, 2008
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wave of sadness

The feeling of sadness that washes over one after masterbation.
"I watched porn... made a mess all over myself... and instantly felt the wave of sadness."
by Jew-Goy December 16, 2008
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Sad Banana

Tina turned down Bob's advances and he was left with a sad banana.
by crystalbaby August 3, 2012
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