Ford Rangering

When two buddies enjoy a fart together. Buddy a farts into buddy b's mouth, and buddy b huffys the fart deep into his lungs, and then buddy flips around, and buddy B blows the fart back into buddy a's face, and they both enjoy it.

You'll never believe what happen to me the other day, Susan, I come home from work early catch Bob and Larry straigut up

Ford rangering it out back behind the ol' tool shed! With full mouth contact!!

by Teamswampass February 13, 2024

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voodoo ranger

When a miner used to Coors light hits some high qual IPA

“Dad came ova ta cook some Prime - he got sauced on the Voodoo Ranger”

by Choctaw Lloyd January 08, 2024

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Penalty to rangers

The Famous, Iconic 3 words rangers fans can't live without

Son: Dad. What was the Council's final decision on your parking ticket
Dad: Penalty to Rangers

by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo January 12, 2024

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Texas rangers

A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals

The Texas rangers suck dick!!

by Beenerboi200 November 08, 2019

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