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Jerk Ranger

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Only the biggest MC's can be or are called Jerk Rangers
people who are commonly called jerk rangers tend to fuck Shit Up FSU all over the school yard. When people try step to you trying to jerk at you level they run away in embaressment !
Because once you pin drop you come back up and say bitch sit the FUCK down cause you can't handle this.
fail jerk ranger : *tries to pin drop*
Jerk Ranger : *Pause, step now do that Advance Reject then pindrop*
Fail jerk ranger: :'( runs away crying
Jerk Ranger : Thats right bitch, you just got JERK'd
by Jerk Ranger December 8, 2010
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Some Asian bitch who dates lesbians and try's to be cool on instagram
Person 1: Did you hear about that girl who cheated on you

Person 2: Yeah, with a yellow power ranger
by cswman05 November 10, 2016
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Qpr (Queer Park Ranger)

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A person who you occasionally hook up with or mess around with when you’re lonely, bored, or horny.
Is he your fwb?
Nah he’s my qpr (queer park ranger)
by Educate.the.masses January 31, 2020
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airborne ranger

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short for "i want to be an airborne ranger!", generally done while banging one's head into some solid, hard object. This is generally done when frustrated or just trying to avoid a female superior. Based on the ability of airborne rangers to jump out of planes with or without parachutes on to get away.
"Johnson, get those reports in by 5."

"Yes maim." (banging of head, I WANNA BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER!)
by Tigo August 9, 2007
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forest ranger position

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Standing up like a tree while your partner "inspects" your wood like a forest ranger.
Me and my girlfriend got in the forest ranger position.
by beno October 1, 2003
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Narb Ranger

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Forest discharge commonly referred to as a "BJC" who lurks from the outer corners of suburbia. This furry creature often has ego driven issues and makes a fury of growling sounds before engaging in sexual relations.
"ROARRRRRRRR" "GRRRRRRRRRR" *sexual stance* flounder and failure, epitome of a Narb Ranger.
by GuysPies November 16, 2006
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ranger up

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to dress/wear three or more, noticable articles of clothing of one's favorite color.
"Yo, we headin' to the mall. Ranger up and meet us there."
by Cygnus Atratus November 17, 2012
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