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provishgaming

A cringy minecraft youtuber that thinks he is good at pvp, but gets his ass wooped all the time.
Did you see ProVishGaming? That retard just steved out LMAO!
by ProVishGaming December 18, 2018
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prolisingularity

pro'li-sin'gu-lar'i-ty n. pl. -ties.

1. The point in a given non-interactive entertainment presentation* at which the presentation ceases to be compelling due to length.

2. Theater. The theoretical point in a given non-interactive entertainment presentation at which the presentation is converted to interactive electronic game format to preserve its overall integrity.

3. Gaming. The theoretical point in a given interactive electronic game at which the game is converted to non-interactive entertainment presentation due to lack of storyline integrity. See Doom. –also pro-li'ci-sin'gu-lar'i-ty n.

*e.g. a staged theatrical performance

Definition (c) 2006 Wondrous Inventions. http://crazedgnome.wordpress.com/
1. This season of "24" reached prolisingularity nineteen hours ago.

2. Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time" series may become a game but will never make it to the movies due to prolisingularity.

3. The movie "Doom" sucks.
by Wizzel Cogcarrier Wizzleton IV September 10, 2008
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proviblob

Noun: A gormless blob of hundreds of pilots which descend on a small strong roaming gang to "protect their interests." All they end up doing is sitting around like sheep while the weak and the slow die.
We were out roaming and ened up proviblobbed.
by ushra'Khan poster May 26, 2010
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Promise

something that people make to comfort another person.
is only kept in a 2 state radius other wise promise is canceled and no longer exists.
moving day promise
by Jill Collinson February 19, 2011
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PromisCARs

Pronounced as "Promis-CARs", is a spin off from the english word promiscuous. And its used for a person who changes cars too often.
My friend Usman changes cars so often, its like he has one night stands with them! He's so PromisCARs !!
by Hard2Hit1 May 4, 2011
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Promise Rabbit

When making a promise to someone instead of doing a pinky promise, you engage in a Promise rabbit where both parties make a rabbit ears shape with thier second and third finger put the rabbits together in a scissoring motion then pull away making an explosion noise.

The promise Rabbit is a sacred bond which cannot be broken.
Person 1 - Dude, I promise not to watch adult material on your laptop.

Person 2 - Promise Rabbit Promise

Person 1 - Yes, Promise Rabbit Promise

*does the promise rabbit.
by McMaizonattor September 3, 2012
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promise cat

Not unlike a promise ring, a promise cat is a ceremonial feline offering to one's significant other, symbolizing commitment to future engagement. A promise cat provides the additional benefit of satiating maternal instinct, temporarily delaying the urge to procreate.
Mike: "How long have you two been together now?"
Bill: "About 5 years."
Mike: "When you going to make her a wife? There must be a ton of pressure in that direction..."
Bill: "Dude, you don't even know. Her younger sister just got married, and her facebook feed is filling up with friends' baby pics. I ended up getting her a promise cat to release some of the pressure."
Mike: "Nicccce. Classic move, brah."
Bill: "Yeah, that oughta hold her off for now."
by SensualHarassment May 19, 2014
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