ride the wild bologna pony
ride the wild bologna pony by mikeDiesel January 10, 2006
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Dirty Pony
Noun. A person who says and does dirty things at night; often including cameras, glitter, poles, other slutty people, or squirrels. If there is more than one DP, they can be numbered in order of dirtiness. Dirty Ponies always fight over the Dirty Pony #1 position.
"Dirty Pony, I can't wait to hose you down." --Lady Gaga
Dirty Pony #2: "Bikini Smackdown, RIGHT NOW for #1!"
Dirty Pony #1: "No thanks, I don't want to embarass you."
Dirty Pony #2: "Bikini Smackdown, RIGHT NOW for #1!"
Dirty Pony #1: "No thanks, I don't want to embarass you."
Dirty Pony by Fro Yo August 22, 2011
feeding the pony
placing ones open palm next to the female genetalia, then doing with you fingers what you would do if u were trying to force feed a horse. basically flicking the bean.
feeding the pony by howie December 1, 2003
Blood Pony
A really awesome and manly vampire pony. Not gay at all.
They are cute and adorable to draw you in, and then they suck your blood.... and you die by BLOOD PONY!
They are cute and adorable to draw you in, and then they suck your blood.... and you die by BLOOD PONY!
"Oh look! What a pretty pony! I shall mount this pony! What fun!"
"GNARRLLLL YUMM YUM I AM THE BLOOD PONY SLURRRRPPPP"
.... and you're dead....
"GNARRLLLL YUMM YUM I AM THE BLOOD PONY SLURRRRPPPP"
.... and you're dead....
Blood Pony by Brinklee January 10, 2011
smack the pony
smack the pony by dothehustle May 24, 2006
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a show that began in 2010. It was aimed toward little girls, but got a fandom of a larger age group, called Bronies. The show was created by Lauren Faust, who worked on Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and Powerpuff Girls, so she is automatically awesome. The show's fandom has gotten a large amount of criticism from people who consider the older fanbase pedophiles and/or gay. I am a brony myself, but I'm not gonna talk about that. The show features 6 ponies, which includes Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie. The names sound unappealing to many people, but the characters are great. The show is on Netflix, for people who want to try it out. And if you don't like it, I don't mind, but don't go "OMG BRONIES ARE GAY".
What Non-Bronies should act like.
Brony: I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's a great show.
Non-Brony: Well, okay. I won't judge you by the show you watch.
What Non-Bronies are like right now.
Brony: I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's a great show.
Non-Brony: OMG U R GAY.
Brony: I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's a great show.
Non-Brony: Well, okay. I won't judge you by the show you watch.
What Non-Bronies are like right now.
Brony: I watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's a great show.
Non-Brony: OMG U R GAY.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic by Thebroman12 August 21, 2013