blow pony

A bitch nigga who can't get head.

My ex is a blow pony.

by Bitch.. January 6, 2016

pony

A very uncool person; too ugly to be a geek, too stupid to be a nerd. A very gullible, irritating individual. One who dresses like and listens to Barry Manilow. Dances like a galloping pony, hence the name.

Did you see that pony with the polyester pants?

by MaryT August 12, 2005

pony arse

When something or someone is rubbish or does something that you dont approve of.
Can be shortened to pony.

That band was pony.

My god I cant believe you did that you are such a pony arse.

by Carolyn Bak October 25, 2006

Fudge-Pony

after a night of sex, u wait until the girl/guy fall asleep and if the sex was bad u take a shit on there stomach and the leave

hehe i cant wait until i get to fudge-pony that bitch/bastard tonight

by mr snuggly bear October 4, 2006

sausage pony

One might think that this means sausages made out of pony meat...BUT YE BE A WRONGUN!!!

Now look how foolish you seem! surely that would be a pony sausage? can you not see that this is sausage pony?!

"look! there is a sausage pony!"

"i just got anally raped by a sausage pony...and now its after you!"

"Sausage pony my ass!...oh dear.."

Boris Johnson - prime example

by The Real Boris Johnson August 12, 2009

Pony Wipe

The wiping of a pony.

"Excuse me sir, but I have wiped your pony."

"Excuse me sir, but can I wipe your pony?"

"Excuse me sir, but could you please wipe my pony?"

"Excuse me sir, but I believe that was a Pony Wipe."

by Phil Lindermann August 8, 2006

feed the pony

A technique used when someone passes out out from excessive alcohol consumption and requires reviving.

Feeding the pony, involves placing your cocaine laced hand under the subjects mouth, while he licks it in his slumbered state.

Hey Swiss Chris! Martins passed out again, time to feed the pony...

by uliusB July 19, 2007