phone-five

The act of high-fiving one's phone during a conversation that in person would normally warrant a high-five. Originally coined by Barney Stinson.

Ted, tonight we're gonna go out, we're gonne meet some ladies, it's gonna be legendary. Phone-five! You didn't Phone-five, did you? I know when you don't Phone-five Ted!

by Barney Stinson January 2, 2007

phone slinky

The unfortunate and careless action of one's cell phone dropping to a hard-surfaced floor, often being hit and sustaining further damage by other hard surfaces on its way down.

"My screen is cracked, the number 6 button is stuck, and the back is Scotch-taped closed from playing phone slinky with my cell one too many times"

by Officer Yayo April 4, 2009

Phone Call Cock Block

When you are about to have sex and you get a phone call that ruins the moment for the other person.

Guy 1: WTF did you call me last night?!

Guy 2: What man?

Guy 1: You pulled a phone call cock block! I was about to hit that shit and you called and she didn't want to anymore!

Guy 2: Damn i'm sorry man.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Phone Gangster

A bitch that always talks shit on the phone

Girl 1:Yea bitch when I see u i'ma fuck u up!

Girl 2:Trick u aint gon do shit, Fuckin phone gangster!

by Brianna Aka Hotter Goddess June 26, 2006

cell phone

a modern day traffic holdup

that guy with the cell phone ahead of us is going 25 mph in a 70 mph zone

by onlyonebowman January 20, 2008

people inside the phone

1) People who live inside your phone and talk to you when it rings. Usually picking really bad times to talk to you.

"I threw my phone and all the people inside spilled over my living room"

by Dysfunction September 6, 2003

phone-boner

1. The figurative erection that one gets when they see a new model of cell-phone that they want. This is usually accompanied feelings of pseudo-sexual arousal.

2. The literal 'bulge' that one gets in ones pants from carrying a cell phone in the front pocket of ones jeans. It was more prevalent 5 to 10 years ago because of the large heavy cell phones of the time.

1. Suzanne: "Oh my god that phone is sooo fucking hot.. I want it so bad!...
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone boner on that bitch!"

2: Suzanne " Ok, see you later guys...(puts cell phone in front pocket)"
Mike: "Oh my fucking god, check out the phone-boner on that bitch!"

by squinty-mcgee December 19, 2007