pheldo_

asian man who eats dog and has a maths kink

"pheldo_ has a maths kink"

by becluroxis October 8, 2023

pheldo_

asian man with maths kink

guys im pheldo_

by becluroxis October 8, 2023

philphillion

Biggest number ever. Even bigger than infinity.

I love you times a philphillion.

by Pjams May 2, 2024

pholpj

A dyslexic philosopher, high most of the time.

I am a modern day pholpj

by Dopt February 5, 2025

Phlephloomphobia

Phobia of thinking you sound smart when in reality you're not making any sense.

She has phlephloomphobia, she doesn't speak her thoughts because of it.

by jhefseyrfbckj February 17, 2025

phelting

The act of pleasuring yourself with a wine bottle and having the cork explode inside you.

“Did you hear why Tyler was in the hospital? He got caught phelting.”

by Cr1sPy March 21, 2025

phelting

The act of pleasuring yourself with a champagne bottle and the cork popping inside.

“Did you hear why Tyler was in the hospital? He got caught phelting.”

by Cr1sPy March 21, 2025