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Me and evan were phantoming outside when a man wearing man capris got taken out by his son
by Evan Lowder August 4, 2007
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KT of the Phantom of the Opera

The Yellow Rose of Texas, who enjoys writing sexual intercourse between her favourite fictional characters.

KT is notoriously dramatic, with a love of strong make-up and over the top costumes. KT thinks she is an opera singer, and most identifies with the Phantom of the Opera, as like him, she has a facial disfigurement and needs a mask to cover up.
Amz Dog: Oh Poor KT.. :(

Koala: Yeah, she totally can't find her mask today!

Jesus: KT of the Phantom of the Opera!
by Phatomesque January 28, 2009
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Phantom Dragon

When one is engaged in normal sexual intercourse, one may pull a "Phantom Dragon" by unexpectedly and without warning sticking it in the butt. Then, when she asks what the hey that was, pretend like you have no idea what happened.
"She was so suprised that I pulled the Phantom Dragon... and the best part is I could totally deny it!"
by Mizzle the Nizzle November 9, 2004
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Phantom Booger

After a good nose picking session, the feeling of a booger still being present in the nose cavity.
1st person: Look at that dude,he's been picking his nose for over 20 minutes,dirty cunt.

2nd person: Yeh i know, must be a phantom booger i guess.
by kevtucks January 29, 2009
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Phantom Testicle Syndrome

Phantom Testicle Syndrome, or PTS, is a burning, stinging, and overall painful sensation caused in the kidneys after being violently pummeled in the balls by an attacker.

First realized after an unlucky caveman failed to drag an unconscious cavewoman to his dwelling fast enough. She escaped by nailing the brute square in his nuts with a large stone. A genetic predisposition soon developed in the human female. They now do it for fun.

It is believed that the feeling occurs because the testicles were once attached to the kidneys during fetal development. This phenomenon is known in practical medical terms as "phantom limb syndrome," giving rise to its name "Phantom Testicle Syndrome" or "PTS."

The only real relief for the pain, is to stop moving, and assume a fetal position. This remedy is highly controversial sparking disputes amongst doctors, biologists, and psychologists, who really don't count in the matter. Biologists surmise this could be related to the fetal development phase, wherein the fetus is in such a position and the testicles are still connected to the kidneys. Psychologists say that is BS, and the mere thought makes the guy feel better. Doctors kick them both in the balls to see the effects of the remedy.

A very effective test to see if the woman you are dating was once a man. The absence of PTS confirms she was always female. If PTS ensues, you have a transsexual.
Example 1:
Little Jimmy was playing ball with his friend Carl when Katie from next door came over unprovoked and landed a devastating blow to Jimmy's berries. Carl, ran away crying at the sight of Jimmy experiencing Phantom Testicle Syndrome and twitching in the fetal position. Katie laughed at his misfortune.

Example 2:
Phantom Testicle Syndrome is not the name of an indie band, but sucks as bad as if they existed.

Example 3:
Phillip attempted to inflict PTS on Cindy, as he thought she was a tranny, but she did not fall to the floor into the fetal position, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
by trust_no1 October 6, 2011
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PhantomGamer36

person 1: whats ur username

person 2: Phantomgamer36
by PhantomGamer36 October 8, 2021
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phantom ace

a poo that disappears round the bend of the loo before you stand up, and leaves no trace of pooey remnants on your arse when you wipe.
There is no actual proof that this has ever happened.
"I thought i had a poo, but there was nothing in the pan. When I wiped my arse, there was nothing there!"
"Youve had a phantom ace, mate."
by Rob July 18, 2005
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