A scary frigging flash game in which a woman is abducted by aliens and you press a bar at the bottom of the screen to have oral sex or to anal probe and the like seriously WTF! And has mock characters like Hand Solo and Spewie, gauranteed to freak you out!
random guy: did you play the phantom penis last night?
random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky
random guy: lol
random guy 2: yeas, it was freaky
random guy: lol
by WTFscarygameAAAAAAHHHHHHH! July 8, 2009

you fuck a chick doggy style. during the sex you stick your finger in her ass and wave it under her nose just so she can smell it.
by KidDP345 June 11, 2006

When you take a dump in a shoebox, or other innocent looking receptacle. You then leave it somewhere where it blends in with its surroundings. The horrible smell emanating from the box makes people have to search through everything to find it.
Ericha really pissed me off, so I took a phantom dump in a shoebox and hid it under her bed. She'll probably find it after searching around for it later.
by Rico DelMar December 22, 2008

When a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his partners face. Thus having half the face covered in cum, while at the same time having that person yell in a high note from the force of the slap.
by Dirty don pablo October 18, 2017

the idea of being in denial, for an extended period of time, that a movie you've watched was bad or disappointing, especially after having highly anticipated it; after this period, you eventually admit to yourself that said movie was, in fact, not as good as you'd thought.
"My most recent case of phantom menacing was after Jurassic World, where I remained in denial for a good half year before finally coming to my senses."
by seefranc June 16, 2016

That unexplained, sudden, sharp anus pain that happens to all humans, for no reason, once a year. And you’ve to catch your breath and try to run away from your own arse.
by tahutoa July 2, 2022

When an individual gets so drunk that he/she shits in a place besides the toilet, but no one remembers who, why, or when.
by orangutanlover804x September 9, 2011
