peckerwood

A detrimental comment usually alikened to calling someone a penis. Used in a few rare films with great hilarity

Gerry you Peckerwood that's a crocodile not an alligator.

by Crispin Whattley September 13, 2005

Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker

A girl or woman that drags her teeth down the shaft of your sausage! Usually a super annoying immature girl who you just invite over because she lets you dump your nuts in her box! Often! Typically only good for pumping semen into her various holes. 'She ain't picky'! Because when it comes to her going down on you, She'll put more marks on your "lil-man" than a cheese grater would to a block of parmesan! The second most worthless individual in the history of people! A dumb enough girl to not quite get the fact that when her teeth slide down the shaft of your rod, it is an unpleasant feeling for the guy!But yet you keep her on as a call girl, so to speak, She would do anything for you! Devotion is her strongest quality, She is everything in a lover you could ever ask for, Except she never learned the art of head!

Wow, Clara went down on me last week, who'd of known she's such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker, It felt like I stuck my cock in a professional grade meat grinder! & she turned it on & walked off! Such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker!

by Hammitch July 31, 2016

pecker

1. a definition for the end of a cigarette that has been bent in a way it looks like a beak. this stops smoke pouring ito your face when the cigarette goes small.
2. somebody with a particulary small penis.

1. look i changed my longee into a pecker!
2. oi u know will stocker has a pecker? he's also a bald eagle.

by huw janus! hahahaha May 13, 2005

puerta rican pecker

one whose pecker(penis)is mexican or has salsa on for a female to lick off.

Linda told you to get your fricken puerta rican pecker off of her.

by Ron Allen February 7, 2008

peckerwad

Derogatory term for individual exhibiting seemingly inexplicable annoying behavior, esp. when same appears based in ignorance. Derived from southern U.S. Colloquialism for smegma.

A driver comments after the driver ahead of him on the freeway has hit his brakes for the third time in three minutes for no apparent reason “What the hell is that peckerwad hitting his brakes for?”

by southernravin July 31, 2006

turtle pecker

A turtle pecker describes any man's penis that is more of a grower than a shower. A penis that when seen limp appears to not have a head at all because it is tucked into the foreskin.

I am not sure that I will be able to fuck Kevin again, after we finished and he was getting dressed, I noticed that he had a turtle pecker!

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

the woody wood pecker

when your girls giving you head and right before you blow you tickle her until she laughs like woody wood pecker

kiefer love'd pulling "the woody wood pecker" on his girl jennifer last night

by the original woody June 6, 2011