Balls Palsy

A condition effecting males after cumming very hard (usually from a great blow job). Where they lose control of certain motor functions generally in the face, hands, fingers and toes causing temporary paralysis and/contracture and loss of ability to form words.

“After a blew a huge load in her mouth, I got Balls Palsy and started drooling and my fingers curled up like Stephen Hawking.”

by K Brogan DBag June 2, 2018

bash my pasty

a term referring to the violent poking (or some cases) thrashing of the vaginal area.
phrase particulary used in cornish areas of land.

"ahoy there, come into my love dungeon and bash my pasty, what say you, savvy?"

by ronald weasley March 10, 2008

pasty bitch

Describes the most generic typical white american woman with an unattractive pasty white skin tone. Most commenly named Becky or Rachel.

Rachel looks like a pasty bitch in that dress.

Put some cloths on u look like a pasty bitch

by bqs November 27, 2013

pansy

The cleaned up version of "pussy"

Teacher: You're a pansy for throwing that paper!

Me: You're a pussy!

Teacher: Step outside.

True story.

by unitedearth March 15, 2009

Patty Hearst

A Patty Hearst is the event in which you get an erection at an awkward time.

"Hey bro, I was talking with the retarded security guard at the bank today and I got a Patty Hearst."

by TheClapmeister October 16, 2009

Pasty smashing

A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.

Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"

by DirtyPea May 15, 2012

fatty patty

The love handles usually associated with old age, but which can erupt at any time on someone who eats McDonald-like meals on a regular basis.

"Did you see the fatty patty on that guy!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005