parting ways

when a girl is wearing a thong and shits herself, and the poo splits into 2 halves.

kelli kramer parted ways

by emoney June 19, 2004

parking pig

Someone who cuts you off from a parking spot you are waiting for, usually from the opposite direction

Did you see that parking pig just steal the parking spot I was waiting for?

by jonesbabe February 10, 2008

Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot

Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.

"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"

by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005

Pearling

The act of passing a kidney stone during sexual intercourse.

Vincent: Hey bro I heard that Ethan pearled inside of that girl last night...
Ethan: Yeah, pearling is kinda painful but you know what they say.. no pain, no gain.

by GrabEmByTheBussy October 17, 2021

Parting the Red Sea

v. Taking the virginity of a Native American woman.

Guy #1: Dude I screwed Sacajawea last night.

Guy #2: She was a virgin, right?
Guy #1: Yeah dude.
Guy #2: So you have a good time Parting the Red Sea?

by Galhee December 31, 2010

Parking Lot Pickle

An event in which friends gather in a parking lot to watch Rick & Morty on a little battery-powered TV. Similar to a pre-game tailgate in that it often features lawn chairs, cocktail weenies, chips n' dip, and beer.

'Hey man, are you RSVP'ing to the Parking Lot Pickle tonight??'
'YOU BET! PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK!'

by Rotetraum February 24, 2023

pauling

To cry on anyone's shoulder to the point of soaking it.

pauling Graham's shoulder

by Falloutboysucks June 20, 2006