you're a pants

Derogitory insult. Typically used to confuse and/or annoy those found to be confusing or annoying.

"Hank, you're a pants, now shut up and go away."

by Chu April 21, 2005

The prez's pants

a really hot persons pants

the prez's pants were glowing 2day

by bob mcsl April 27, 2007

Rape pants

Tights (usu. black) which are worn by a female girl. They fit so tight around her nice arse that it causes certain male boys to think dirty thoughts. Mostly worn by hoes, running chicks, gay men, fat chicks, and girls that have no idea they are showing off their hot legs because they are not hoes, but still dress like they want it in the arse.

Sir #1: Ezekiel, dost thou see the matriarchal persona clad in immodest hosiery?

Sir #2: Why yes, son, I dost. Let us forsake our ways and scamper after the bitch in the rape pants.

Bitch: mmmm i'm a ho and i run and i'm fat and i want it in the arse, and i'm a gay man. come get me, Jedediah.

by friend of dookie of skeetrvile December 14, 2010

white pants

A stylish piece of apparel...if you enjoy or desire a man's penis repeatedly inserted in your butt.

Jeff looks great in those white pants but I don't think anyone at this party wants to give him anal tonight.

by Danger Ape February 28, 2009

Trojan pants

trO-j&n 'pantz
noun plural

1a : any of the tight-fitting women's pant styles that create a false impression of the firmness and/or shapeliness of the wearer's posterior 1b: designer-brand pants bought at excessive cost specifically for the purpose of tricking men into believing that the wearer has "a nice ass"

2 : an artificial support or padded undergarment that creates the illusion of the wearer having a "peach bottom"

Dude, remember that girl with the nice ass from the restaurant? Well it turned out those were Trojan pants. I got ambushed by the real ass last night. Egad!

by C. Echols September 5, 2006

dance pants

pants usually worn by goth people. they have lots of chains and zippers and neon colored stitching. they are excessivly baggy.

Did you see all of those dance pants at Hot Topic?!

by mmminaaa December 10, 2008

Through The Pants

Through the pants (or TTP), was a phrase coined during the initial rise of Halo 2 multiplayer. “Through the pants” implies that your opponent just got raped to such a severe and embarrassing extend that the removal of pants was not required, for either party present during the commission of said rapeage.

“Curtis, can you see me teabagging your corpse? I know you like it, all rough like this. Through the pants!”

“TTP, you suck!”

by LeonardWashington January 23, 2013