When a digestively unstable person places down pre-deuce tp to catch their handiwork above the water to leave for all to see.
we have a secret office cretan lily padding the office toilet every morning at 7am to let everyone know whos boss.
by thevictim1 March 10, 2025
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery mug.A way to describe someone with a lot of cash in their pocket, looking like they’re wearing football pads but it’s just money
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Get the thigh pad mug.A footballer who dribbles without cohesion. Usually the ball is bouncing off his shins because of his poor ball control.
Dani Olmo is a shin pad dribbler. he lacks consistency in his dribbles. he has a first touch of a trampoline.
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Get the PAD mug.The large labia lips often seen protuding through a woman's leggings, often known as mound of plenty.
"Jesus! Look at the size if those biff pads! "Or "look at that mound, she must have massive biff today"
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Get the biff pads mug.A way of describing someone whose early childhood development was dominated by screen time, often with a negative connotation to indicate the person has had their real world experience limited by too much time living in the technosphere when they should have been developing social skills and street smarts and playing outside. Some define Generation Alpha as beginning in 2010 with the advent of the i-pad, since so many of this generation grew up with the i-pad as their babysitter.
Person1: "I'm so frustrated, Elon Jr. is just on their screen all the time and never even tries to engage with the world or other people, they are such an i-pad baby".
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."
Person2: "Yeah, its a real shame, but its not their fault, their parents should have made sure they got meaningful development time as a kid instead of just throwing a screen in front of them all the time..."
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