AOC for President

Yeah, no. Never. She's on the list. She is one of the people who was willing to sacrifice your kids for her own political gain. She could stop this right now if she wanted to and it would guarantee your kids safety (from me).

Hym "Ha! No AOC for president! Ever! Progressives do not want to make the world better for everyone. The want to make decisions with the authority of the creator of AI, without having to be the creator of AI. They want to tell the politicians what to do AS THOUGH THEY ARE THE OLIGARCHS THEY CONDEMN... WITHOUT haven't to do anything other than eat, fuck, and bloviate. It is not about help YOU, it's about controlling ME. I could have healthcare right now if not for Progressives. They sit and watch with sadistic glee while bacteria eats away at the mind that created the AI that is diagnosing your illness, contributing to your research, and helping you through college. It is about THEM forcing ME to do what they CAN'T and forcing me to do it for free. And look how that is working out for everyone. They were in power not 100 days ago and look where it got us. Right here. And the conservatives are just doing now what the progressives have been doing all along. Cramming down on free speech and defunding their political opposition. That is all either of them are ever going to do. Horde power and do nothing with it."

by Hym Iam April 27, 2025

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Oko President

Ari Al Barr: A 400-pound Black slave who somehow owns a fraternity house. Even though he barely has a 1.5 GPA, he acts like he’s in charge. Known for being rude, clueless, and hating on his own kind, Ari openly says he only likes white girls — especially “snow bunnies.” Ari is so incredibly incompetent that it takes him 3–4 business days to reply in a standard conversation, highlighting his struggles as an illiterate modern-day slave. He’s also a natural female repellent with his stench and monstrous build. Nobody respects him, but he still thinks he’s the king of the frat.

“have you seen Oko president today?” “na bruh he probably out in them fields”

by okoprezGeorgiaTech April 28, 2025

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If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there.

OK, so, you going to bring him back then. You're not the president that just does whatever, therefore, you're not going to just leave him there. I mean, AFTER you make those fucking tech retards pay me but yeah. That is what the words you said meant just there.

Trump "If I was the president that just wanted to do anything... I would just leave him there."

Hym "Ok... You see how you're trying to just leave him there, right? Like, you're claiming you're not the guy and then you are doing the thing that is commensurate with being the guy... So, bring him back. Pay me first AND NOT UNTIL but... There you go! You said you'd do the thing."

by Hym Iam April 30, 2025

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Schrödinger's President

He isn't the President if he's doing anything possibly illegal and he is the President should he get caught doing anything possibly illegal when he wasn't the President.

Trump was Schrödinger's President at his last Memecoin dinner.

by Mister Quimper May 25, 2025

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