Noun
1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.
"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."
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Get the silly string mug.1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!
Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!
Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025
Get the Christmas Eve String Light mug.When it's so cold outside you have to tie a string around your nuts so you can retrieve them after you go out.
by Umath June 25, 2018
Get the String Cold mug.Phenomenon popularized by tiktok, describes as having an "invisible string" between them and their partner. because of the string, they ran into each other multiple times in the past until they finally got together.
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Get the invisible string theory mug.Sticks of cheese that can to be peeled into strings. Usually mozzarella. Can refer to the cheese stick either in its entirety, or to the strings that are peeled from said stick.
No one calls it “cheese string”. Everyone calls it string cheese.
But what if you can literally peel the cheese into strings?
No. No one calls it cheese string.
But what if you can literally peel the cheese into strings?
No. No one calls it cheese string.
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Get the Cheese String mug.Usually after a soggy, wet, runny or mushy poo you can find that your backside is annoying to wipe. It tends to go on the hairs around your hole leading to the term ‘shit strings’
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