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Kevin

a dick and bitch who likes fortnite and hates croscountry
im kevin
by iwdiml September 24, 2019
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This stupid mother fucker has to go. He’s been alive for to fucking long and has tortured us with his awful acting.i would much rather fall off a 69th story building instead of listening to his horrible voice rape my ears and make me wanna cry and cough up blood. I wish this man to die very soon because he didn’t die in that fucking car crash an that breaks my heart. I was honestly hoping he’d die in that crash.everybody died expect him and that really makes me upset and wanna Kermit screwicide and leave my dead body on his door step an let him know how much I fucking hate him.he forced multiple time to listen to him rape my ears and he was the worst fucking comedian and he even got clymidida from all three of his children like who the fuck names there kid heaven yet the kid fucking raped a whole hamster I have no regrets on making this but I really hope he fucking dies right now. And I hope he gets paralyzed from that accident.
Kevin makes me cry in pain
by Kevinhartpreloadedcumdildo69 September 30, 2019
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your teacher that acts like a 16 but is ur teacher....
"im 185lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal"-kevin 2k17
by omg_its_kyle December 15, 2017
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This guy usually looks like a ape or smells but other than that is an all around good person.
Kevin.
by A/rock April 23, 2018
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One hairy mother fucker; he always has a story, smells neither bad nor offensive. Works like a whore on rent day, and looks good doing it. Has amazing friends who would do fucking anything for him and tuck him in when he passes out. Kevin is awesome and everyone loves Kevin.
by Marin8ing September 23, 2017
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A bitch ass hoe that sucks dick and gets 0 pussy
That dude Kevin breathe smell like dick! :0
by donaldtrumpsupporterkkk October 1, 2017
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A person that does not like any people. He usually kills u by cutting off ur head with a knife! He usually lives under a bridge.
Oh no! There is Kevin what do I do now!
by This is correct now die April 6, 2017
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