Covid-19 Infected millennial: “Look those doomsday preppers are flexing their Lamborghini’s and mansions again. Why aren’t they helping us!?”
by anthonyjames  March 16, 2020
Get the Flexmug. The Incredibly Popular Internet Challenge in which participants attempt to completely seal their asshole tight, and then attempt to shit.
Bro, Did you see that sick flex seal challenge video by Logan Paul? it was almost as good as the forest in Japan!
by Mr. Huffman November 6, 2020
Get the flex Seal challengemug. Example 1: www.boredpanda.com relies on flexing many artists' work since they don't actually create their own content.
Example 2: That TikToker keeps flexing me on her videos. Maybe she wants more followers
Example 2: That TikToker keeps flexing me on her videos. Maybe she wants more followers
by silasmarnerbitch July 10, 2022
Get the Flexmug. by narutolover28 January 5, 2019
Get the Flexmug. Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016
Get the Captain Flexmug. It's flexing but the person doesn't exactly notice. You do though, it makes you feel bad about yourself, sometimes.
Lily: "Oh my gosh! My 2 Ipads couldn't work, so I brought 2 more. And remember when I was in 1st grade? I dissected a cow eye!"
Me: "That's cool, I guess. You also already said that story of dissecting a cow eye over 100 times, I don't want to hear it anymore."
Me (thoughts): "She's blindly flexing again . . . "
Me: "That's cool, I guess. You also already said that story of dissecting a cow eye over 100 times, I don't want to hear it anymore."
Me (thoughts): "She's blindly flexing again . . . "
by odd, nefarious dumbass November 3, 2022
Get the Blindly flexingmug. Random person 1: Oh hey guys.. I got some new AirPods, I can listen to music with GOOD QUALITY now!
Random person 2: Ugh why the fuck are you flexing
Random person 2: Ugh why the fuck are you flexing
by itsarga January 21, 2020
Get the Flexmug.