Shortest friend: *to tallest friend* Yo, it’s October 29, bend down so I can slap the shit out of you
Tallest friend: *to everybody else* At least I can still give her birthday spankings
Tallest friend: *to everybody else* At least I can still give her birthday spankings
by Okiphionlopick October 30, 2019
Person: Hey what’s an excuse to hug my crush today?
Friend: Hey don’t be silly October 29th it’s National Hug your crush day!
Friend: Hey don’t be silly October 29th it’s National Hug your crush day!
by Secretheheeeeeee254 October 28, 2019
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by Kevin the goat October 05, 2021
Today is the day where you getting hype for Halloween so you don’t care about anyone’s thought so you go in for the kiss
by Dr. Sygandies October 29, 2019